All of these things are fair and rational requests to make. Can't see any reason anyone would have a problem with any of them.

Unfortunately for UW enrollment, a life of living in a van while eating cheese is actually the ideal dream of 90% of Milwaukee residents.

It would be a hell of a catch if you guys can secure it.

Oh my God, I had to keep skipping ahead.

It should still be better than Adrian Peterson's star turn in Honey, I Whipped the Kids.

It has black people in it? This is definitely getting a Best Picture nomination next year.

The three videos the plaintiff has seen do not show a rape but intimate (she alleges) forced sexual contact is about to occur. The other nine, if they exist, may show sexual activity, but no one knows. Interesting that a defendant's attorney acknowledged the possible existence of video evidence...

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

Guys with tribal tattoos and Bluetooth headsets are douchebags. This guy is just a worthless piece of shit.

We can only assume that the NFL gave ESPN some sort of "stand down" order. #Ballghazi

Couldn't remember a whole lot about Monica though

"I don't like my intelligence insulted by telling me this is the Detroit Tigers."

Cito Gaston and his Toronto Blue Jays coaching staff were told by ownership that they would not be forced into managing replacement players.

The ant would fall apart at that size scale. There's a reason exoskeletons aren't seen on creatures larger than a small bird, and that reason is physics.

He's sadly passed on but Vincent Schiavelli is the perfect Jeff Van Gundy.

My wife died last year at age 35. (Bear with me, totally not trolling for sympathy.)

Its a TV service provider remote, do you really expect it to be pleasing to the eye?

On the other hand though, I have used this remote and it really is hands down the best free TV provider remote. The remote paired with their new cable boxes is great. I don't have comcast but using it made me consider switching.

Huh.

Hopefully they won't suffer a career ending Red Rover injury in the next few years.

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…