Bad news for all you Patriots fans out there who were thinking, "I would like to attend the Aaron Hernandez murder trial and also let everyone know that I am a big shithead,"

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

This game has no goals that we know of, other than to just go around mass murdering defenseless people.

Really hard to be interested in a game where the whole point of it existing is for the fact of just pissing people off. Makes the creators sound like grade schoolers who just like to annoy the other kids.

Play Ninja Gaiden on the NES and you will be very nostalgic for how easy and fair Mega Man is.

If Mega Man is death, then what is NES Ninja Gaiden? Because that game's difficulty is... well, it makes me appreciate how generous Mega Man's developers were in terms of difficulty.

Get in line. The Browns owe everyone an apology.

Know what's even cooler? Rushing to the comments section to find people joking, just to criticize them.

Favorite part so far is: "So am I choosing which one I am?"

"After that, he was a completely different person," Evans said. "He was paranoid. He was erratic. He was frightened. He was horrified. He was a bit delusional. He was having a lot of trouble sleeping. He couldn't sleep at all. When he would sleep, or try to sleep, it would only take about 10 or 15 minutes before he…

Even Tebow was better than this. Not a lot better, but definitely better.

That sound you just heard was all of Bristol cumming.

You literally answered your own question.

Johnny Tebow.

Johnny College Football

Enough with the butthole posts today, Samer.

Finding his opinions and behavior simplistic and moronic is not the same as suggesting that he should be silenced and have his constitutional rights taken away, you twit.

That's a clever costume to portray the NFC South.

I thought the Office take-off was hilarious. Of course numerous commenters on Gawker are busy explaining why it's inaccurate.

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.