Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Not bad? They come out to nearly $40 a pound for the steak (plus $50 for delivery!), and you still have to prepare them yourself. Your town probably has a top end butcher who can hook you up for less than that if you really want high end stuff.

I feel like in years past there was a good mix of ridiculous and covetable. This year it all seems like something you'd see in a catalog for a middle school fundraiser. I miss the shame that comes from secretly kind of wanting my own monogrammed steak brand or dedicated potato scrubber gloves.

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

This is my favorite thing you write all year. The pathos, the whip-saw between guilt and desire, the bone deep self-loathing of comfortable white liberals. Soooo Good. fuck, I gotta go jerk off.

"A man with a father would've given a better interview." - Colin Cowherd.

This also happened:

an actress/dancer who was most recently on VH1's TV show Hit The Floor

Would you like a stepladder so future 80s references won't go over your head?

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

$200 for Google cardboard, but made of plastic? Surely you jest?

People who have IDPs in their fantasy leagues are just the worst sort of people.

Just a little something he picked up from his buddy Dan Snyder, who punted 4 draft picks to get him.

I worked for the AD at my university (a big money D1 program) and I couldnt understand how these guys could fall in love with jersey chasers. To the point where our seasons were put at risk when a fight broke out between members of the football and basketball team over a girl that pretty much they ALL had been with.

Did he also do the 'Hands up, no fumble recovery' gesture on purpose? I mean, I'm all in favor of the 'HUDS' gestures and the 'I Can't Breathe's', anywhere, anytime. But it's not helping the cause if you let a fumble roll through your legs while trying to celebrate and mourn, all at the same time.

That's good trolling.

I think he meant what he wrote. I think you're missing the joke.

Considering you completely missed the joke I wouldn't put much faith in your history education. Perhaps it needs to be spelled out for you. Baylor beat TCU yet they are co-champs. Which would be like Germany being co-winners of WWII since they lost. It sure does take the funny out of a good joke when you have to…

The Big 12 would love to play a championship game. The NCAA will not allow them to, anymore.

Uh, pretty sure the average student's IQ has nothing to do with this, bud.