I say this as a Title IX supporter (in principle) and with a daughter who I hope one day plays college athletics.....but we won't win the World Cup until we make some adjustments to allow SEC colleges to field mens soccer teams. It is pretty much that simple. Football has such a large number of scholarships, and…

Chess has a separate women's league to encourage women to participate in a largely male-dominated game. They're allowed to compete vs. men, and the best female chess player has never competed in the women's championship.

Which is exactly what we said. In fact, to quote the Kotaku article you're commenting on, "all over Twitter this morning, prominent pundits and game developers are attacking Assembly and Koskivirta, but their ire appears to be misplaced. Assembly's tournament is just a qualifier for the IeSF tournament. They have to…

Yet here you are, posting on Deadspin and likely getting paid to do so.

Yeah, you're as big an asshole as Sapp, Mr Pink.

It's a cool Easter egg, don't get me wrong, but having to watch it after every pitch really ruined the whole video game experience for Josh Beckett.

How arrogant of him to give his own dance two thumbs up.

LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIS FUCKING THUMB

I can't understand why nobody is laying any blame at Klinsmann's feet. You would think after watching 3.75 games with both Michael Bradley and Clint Dempsey completely out of position and their comfort zones that he would have made a tactical decision to bring on a pure striker a lot sooner. Michael Bradley is not…

It was billions, actually.

Not starting Jozy is a mistake IMHO. You gotta see if he can go. Otherwise, you sub him in late and he can't go, you've wasted the sub. Plus it lets Bradley slide back into position and quit driving me fucking nuts.

However, In Jürgen We Trust!

This is actually a great pitch to take any pressure off of Carmelo. You can't see because the sign cuts off at the waist, but in that photo, Derrick Rose is laying on the ground crying, absorbing all the blame in case the season goes bad.

This looks especially bad if you remember how Alex Song got that red card:

As a resident of the great state of South Carolina—epicenter of the War of Northern Aggression—I must point out that Mr. Montgomery broke the first law of SC automobiling: minorities, especially imposing and colossal ones, have no place talking to police officers, especially dimwitted and…

I'm pretty sure GM has recalled my Subaru

I'm just glad at least one CONCACAF team is in the quarters. Even if we (the US) win, Argentina will be looming in the quarters. Costa Rica probably represents the best shot at having our region not look like the kids on the short bus.

Hot take brah.

Amusing and perhaps unexpected, but it should come as no surprise to see that a nation where many people spend their time collecting garbage talks trash so well.

someone doesn't understand sarcasm

Now, I'm in no way a LeBron supporter (can't stand the guy), but you have the chance to compare a news anchor [accused of rape] to a great basketball player [accused of rape] and you don't pick Kobe??