why would you want two cameras constantly running for such a superficial feature?

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

It's no surprise the Buffalo Bills fan failed to make it over the hump on 4 consecutive attempts.

Instead of getting rid of it, why don't we find it a new home?

I understand... and feel bad about the joke.

Wow. Concussions in Football... Now Percussions in Futbol?

I'll coat-tails on job title... my brother-in-law is the head pediatric-anesthesiologist at one of the leading childrens hospitals in the U.S.

I love how pundits focus on things like a $5 billion dollar Obamacare website not working right, but a non working ONE TRILLION DOLLAR aircraft program doesn't work and will likely never work, but that's totally OK.

Seriously, after four full seasons? You're not on the fence - the post in stuck up your ass

OK we get it, Mindy Kaling is fat. Moving on...

If I ever get fat, I am hereby asking all my friends to body shame me.

Should try putting the other hand on her face

That's what I was thinking, but frankly it's not fooling anyone. At all.

What about the German dude that acted like he got shot in the face? Nothing?

I need oven mitts to handle this take

Another company that doesn't know how the internet works.

(whoosh)

This just gave me a fantastic idea for a bumper sticker.

Especially since he's South American.

Most do. Even if they are have no problem with gays, they still think it's fucking gross. They just don't admit it.