Music is not one of my areas of expertise, but I do want it to be known that every time I hear Pitbull I consider putting an F3 to my chest and pulling the trigger.

"you can have tattoos in a non-trashy way......"

jezebel is ———————> way

I'd hate to break it to Lamar that he plays for the Raiders.

Yeah, what about the rib script tattoo? I mean that's gotta be like the tribal armband thing for girls right?

Foot tattoos on girls are the worst. When I see one on a 10 she immediately drops to a 7 because of the foot tattoo. Not sure why I hate them so much but I do.

I'd probably pay 10k to make sure my kids don't get tatooed, they're not even born yet and I'd still pay up.

Yeah, this "review" really meanders to a point where it becomes pretty obvious that the show sucked.

My fiance, 20 minutes into this last night:

Touré: [makes himself a sad little birthday cake]

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

For someone so comfortable in their lifestyle choice, you sure seem wound tight about it.

The hard part is keeping his wife from finding out that they're in an open relationship. Everything else is easy.

" what dire thing do you think will happen if your partner's genitals touch somebody else's genitals?"

There are two reasons I got married. My spouse is awesome and dating is terrible. Why would anyone want to go on dates again?

I've had a few friends in relationships who tried the swinging thing for awhile. While they're in it they always claimed to be happy and loving it, but the relationship always ended and in the post-mortem they admitted that being open ruined their relationship and they were jealous and miserable the whole time. They…