Trouble with the Nerve

If only he'd killed one more person, then the city of Boston could have really used him as a rallying point.

I'm a Bruins fan, but there's no way I'm buying the "they hit 13 posts so they must have been unlucky and should have won the series" argument. Hitting that many posts is a sign of bad finishing skills and tight hands, neither of which have anything to do with luck.

Oh my god! Wes Welker's dog is SO cute!!

5'7" is short bro get over it.

Nice try, Lane Bryant

its called a whale

Being called fat is not a good thing anyone who tries to dismiss this like the writer of the article is an idiot. Being fat is the same as not showering or washing your clothes. It is something you can control and if people find it disgusting there is nothing wrong with them.

This disturbs me. You seem to regard yourself as some kind of enlightened forward-thinking feminist just because you like fucking heavy women.

I concur with that—realistic/amateur is always better than artificial/model porn any day.

Except this piece wasn't about James ability to get into the lane, so the question of who was guarding him is largely irrelevant.

Safety razor guy is the worst. We get it, you have super cheap blades and look at shaving as an art form, no one else cares.

The problem is you didn't help me explain to children or to anyone else the cake incident. And yes I call it that because I don't care if they're gay or straight or black or white or whatever else. Two people celebrating a job offer - or anything but a wedding - with a cake smash kiss - is absurdity and I need…

Goddamnit, Deadspin. Don't you even know? One of his best friends, WHO IS BLACK, is about to graduate in psychology, asked him to say those things so he can have responses.

Durant: Yo check out that crazy looking old white dude by our bench. What do you think his deal is?

Earlier today, Charles had something to say to people who were upset by his words about the larger women in San Antonio. (Spoiler alert: It wasn't an apology.)

Trying to find a silver lining here, but the simple act of throwing 18 strikes to professional baseball players is quite a feat, especially from an relatively old man who hasn't played baseball since high school. I always thought Michael Jordan's dramatic improvement from a laughingstock to a very decent Double AA…

roy hibbert had the same amount of strikeouts tonight

Well, when the fans call him a cock sucker for missing a tackle, they won't be too far off the mark.

I've said this before, but I would totally be in favor of dropping the "Look at the awful people on Twitter" series. All it does is give mostly awful people a lot more attention than they deserve for something we already know (a lot of awful people are on Twitter).