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The problem is you didn't help me explain to children or to anyone else the cake incident. And yes I call it that because I don't care if they're gay or straight or black or white or whatever else. Two people celebrating a job offer - or anything but a wedding - with a cake smash kiss - is absurdity and I need…

Because (small seasonal increase in ice cover + BIG HUGE ICE SHEET JUST MELTS AWAY) = no sea level rise apparently.

Goddamnit, Deadspin. Don't you even know? One of his best friends, WHO IS BLACK, is about to graduate in psychology, asked him to say those things so he can have responses.

Durant: Yo check out that crazy looking old white dude by our bench. What do you think his deal is?

Earlier today, Charles had something to say to people who were upset by his words about the larger women in San Antonio. (Spoiler alert: It wasn't an apology.)

Trying to find a silver lining here, but the simple act of throwing 18 strikes to professional baseball players is quite a feat, especially from an relatively old man who hasn't played baseball since high school. I always thought Michael Jordan's dramatic improvement from a laughingstock to a very decent Double AA…

roy hibbert had the same amount of strikeouts tonight

Well, when the fans call him a cock sucker for missing a tackle, they won't be too far off the mark.

I've said this before, but I would totally be in favor of dropping the "Look at the awful people on Twitter" series. All it does is give mostly awful people a lot more attention than they deserve for something we already know (a lot of awful people are on Twitter).

None of these tweets had more than four favorites/retweets, you're actually hurting and not helping by writing this article.

Know what else is funny? This…

Come visit wonderful Chicago!

yeah i wonder why they didn't stop to watch the whole video first

Sorry you are outdated and underinformed. Reagan's "Star Wars" was a twofold project, one was disinformation aimed at causing the Soviets to go bankrupt which worked and caused the End of the Cold War, the second clandestine/Balck phase of StarWars brought us the B2 Stealth Bomber which ALSO worked. The new system…

Kerridge would have been better off at UNC. No one there would have given a shit about his missed assignments.

That's a crap load of vodka

Well, I don't have tats. I have all my teeth - none of which are capped with gold. By and large, I've spent no time in correctional facilities. I have a good job (not in the NBA or NFL) and appreciate the finer things in life. I love good music, and listen to such with high-fidelity equipment. Oh, and nothing I own is…

Drowning out music with excessive bass since 2008!

My wife and I just bought our first house and we're really hoping we never, ever have to go through the process again. It's bad enough that a 1200 square foot condo with no yard can go for $500K (plus a $300/month HOA) and that every real estate agent out here is both incompetent and the spawn of Satan (I almost…