I'm sorry that you live a miserable existence

Looks like you should spend less time as TheLaughingMan and more time as TheReadingMan.

Are you going to admit that you didn't read the whole comment or are you going to pretend that didn't happen?

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

160 years ago he would be telling you that his slaves get a roof over their heads, free meals, the dignity of hard work, and that it's a pretty good deal for them.

"So typical! I was at the same game-where are my pictures? [thinks for a second] Never mind."

does this turn on only the pixels needed to save battery? also, if we use it with the motoX (i.e. w/ CM11) does it use the correct proccessor to save battery life?

Reread the dumb shit you farted out earlier.

I don't think you understand mental illness.

Hey buddy it's "hear hear" as in Samuel II 20:16. "Then cried a wise woman out of the city: 'Hear, hear; say, I pray you, unto Joab: Come near hither, that I may speak with thee.'"

This is a huge misunderstanding. They did meet Derrick Rose. He's just below frame collapsed on the ground.

Tallahassee police were not able to identify Winston as the suspect until Jan. 10, when the accuser recognized him in class.

Marine Todd to the rescue!

There's absolutely nothing wrong with this guy that a GOOD ass-whooping wouldn't fix.

"From an actual rules standpoint, running plays are designed to release interior linemen downfield to block players on the second and third levels, and if you throw the ball with an ineligible receiver (like an interior lineman) downfield it's a penalty, so it really doesn't make much sense to possibly turn the ball…

Let it be known that the great Jim Cooke actually did two illustrations for this piece; we swapped out lead questions at the last minute. Here then was the initial art, inspired by the surviving-on-condiments Q; cower in the face of its majesty.

No. You are wrong because when O'Reilly uses phrases like "hip-hop stuff," that is his way of letting his conservative audience know 'this is code for black kid,' then to insinuate they would swear at Caliparir and disrespect him is to say you know, 'black kids are always disrespectful.' I would love to see O'Reilly…

unsatisfied with the results of his more subtle race baiting, O'Reilly spent the remainder of the interview pelting Calipari with "esspicy meat-a-balls."

If my work quality sucked bad enough, I'd expect to get fired. And then I certainly wouldn't get paid.