Middlesex County Jail is too good for this guy. I really wish they would've sentenced him to Bottomsex.

He didn't really blast him...all he said was that he didn't think his body was NBA ready and he could have benefited from another year in college. Which is a pretty spot on assessment. He did go on to say that Ennis would have a successful NBA career. Boeheim does not pull any punches, he tells it like it is. He…

As a former ramp manager at Logan International Airport, I think gruntman is, pardon the pun, blowing sh*t way out of proportion here. While the lav and potable water service panels might be within feet of each other, the same person generally does not service them. There simply isn't enough time when there is a…

+1, I'm trying to recommend this but it just keeps opening the response box. Damn you, Kinja, again!

No no no no no no. Jordan is smart. Buy as soon as you get engaged. And start paying that mortgage down. Prepay that sucker. One of your main objectives in life should be staying out of/eliminating debt. We bought our house when we got engaged at age 26. Refinanced to a 15-year mortgage and paid it off in like…

I'd say you got your $2 worth from that warm Busch light. Long live Mary Anne's.

I believe the bar in question was the Kells if memory recalls this correctly. And the beer dumping incident happened at Mary Anne's...because of course it did

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Unfortunately, I think a lot of cops sign up to be cops so they can rough people up and generally be bullies. This attitude certainly appeared to be on display last night. Sure, college kids are assholes, but MOST of them aren't violent and/or dangerous assholes.

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Just looks like a bunch of police taking advantage of a situation to use their training. I haven't seen one video yet where their aggressive posture was necessary.

That's really gonna create some defensive problems for the Badgers. That Kaminsky kid is a matchup nightmare.

I missed it, but only because I was admiring Google's Final Four bracket:

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

These Tweets read like a Pokemon battle.

The reporter shot by the beanbag round was called for blocking.

Ware he finally lands has yet tibiannounced.

Locking her up before you go undrafted—now that's true game management.