What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

These Tweets read like a Pokemon battle.

The reporter shot by the beanbag round was called for blocking.

Ware he finally lands has yet tibiannounced.

Locking her up before you go undrafted—now that's true game management.

I'm Vietnamese, didn't take offense since I know what they are trying to satirize. Maybe you should educate yourself so things don't fly over your head, asshole.

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

You don't have to believe in ancient myths to enjoy movies based on them. I'm a lifelong atheist, but I still like "Jason and the Argonauts," "The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad," and "The Ten Commandments."

It's a myth, like Paul Bunyan, based on an earlier Babylonian myth (which kind of puts paid to the idea that Judaism "started it all"). Given that, I would think that Aronofsky would be pretty free to do as he pleases. That it "takes the Bible seriously" (as well as the statement that Noah is "ambiguously good", given…

Bruins wore BFD hats for warm up too

I was going to write a big piece about how the entire system is corrupt because it's taking value from both athletes and students by creating the idea that athletics is more important than being a functioning human being, but you know what?

Still worked out better than the people facing the Magic Johnson questions on The Dating Game.

Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

It already seemed disingenuous for him to conjure images of Kentucky basketball, considering McConnell insists on staying all 4 years.

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I'm no fan of the NCAA, but from my observations, the bad guy here is the NBA. After all, it's not an NCAA rule that bans high schoolers from going directly into the NBA, it's a pro rule.