I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

Extra time is just an illusion caused by the stadium clock not being synced to the ref’s watch. A game is always 90 minutes by the ref’s watch.

If Froome has been DQ’d, how would Quintana know when to not make a move and get no separation from the group of 15 riders trailing a random breakaway by 3 kilometers?

Put a couple of commas in there (Purchase 2,014 season tickets today and receive 2,013 tickets) and you have the worst “buy one, get one” deal ever.

It’s important to note that Iceland has a population about as big as Cincinnati. Of course they eat whale, horse and fermented shark meat.

“See, even an extra six inches, while noticeably different, didn’t really make that much of a difference in the outcome.” - me, to my wife just now

Personally, I consider 6 and 28 to be perfect numbers on jerseys.

Morans have been the bane of the Cardinals for years now.

I always heard steroids make your head grow and looking at Peyton’s normal-sized, average skull, I’d say he’s got nothing to worry about.

Is working out every other day 3.5 workouts a week?

The math checks out.

Andrew Jackson. Even the corpse of Andrew Jackson would fuck everyone up, and it wouldn’t need to be reanimated either.

I’m just waiting for a pick-off specialist to have a zero pitch inning.

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

What the fuck is a gender reveal party?

I measured the distance from home plate to Pesky’s Pole in both Google Maps and Google Earth (screenshot attached) and came up with ~300.5 feet both times. I feel pretty good about that number because other known distances I tried (like home to 2nd) came out accurately. Given the crudeness of the method, it’s possible…

Thank god Didi Gregarious didn’t homer because he’d never shut up about it.

“Complete dominance” by Team Sky, eh? You posted this three minutes ago. Team Sky broke and Froome lost the yellow jersey to Aru nearly an hour ago.

I heard he enjoyed his last 20 years in North Carolina.