This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

This fight never would have happened if it were held anywhere other than Australia.

It’s two friends talking shit to each other. I’m not sure why that’s so hard for people to wrap their heads around.

Get the bacon weights?

“Everybody is always telling me that the sky’s the limit and that the cup is only half full,”

This is one spicy take! After a season like they Warriors had, it’s not surprising to see a sprinkling of fans with poor taste, so why don’t we just let them have their thyme?

1000 is the rating you are assigned when you first play a sanctioned match for the first time. Wins raise your rating, losses lower it. A player who is lifetime 1-0 in tournaments is already ineligible for U1000.

What kind of sociopath thinks trying to kill someone over a traffic infraction is equivalent to the traffic infraction?

REFEREE: “That contact was a little nutty, Buddy”

In Belgium (België or Belgique, actually), the visiting Dutch (Nederlander, actually) like to show that they know the true names of other countries, even resorting to irrelevant anecdotes to do so.

It was a fucking disaster.

Batman’s in the kitchen
Robin’s in the hall
Joker’s in the bathroom
Peeing on the wall, hey!

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

I don’t think live Sports will ever go away. Well, at least not until Huey Lewis dies.

Rugby is life for Kiwis. I’m not surprised that they lost to the Fijians because the Fijians are the top team in 7s. I’m surprised that they lost to Japan and England which forced them to play the Fijians in the quarters. The All Blacks should have played much better than they did.

With the goal and an assist, Ronaldo was only a fight away from a Gordie Howe Hat Trick.

Go to hell.