Some folks can't help themselves. I struggled not to burst out inappropriate puns at my own father's funeral. It's a defense.

That PrinciPLE was not her PAL

You're right. Kidnapping was made a federal crime after the Lindberg baby incident. I don't know what it would take to get someone to introduce the legislation.

She used the venue because, like it or not, this is how we communicate with one another now. This is what you have to do to make people listen. I can't imagine the amount of courage it took her to do this. I also can't imagine the stomach-dropping feeling her abuser must have had when she heard her on the other end of…

I think something like this should be a federal decision, not a state one. That way, everyone is treated fairly across the country.

Sexual abuse of a child should have no statute of limitations, just as murder doesn't. I realize that this is a state-by-state issue, but it should be addressed.

Plus when it's really cold in the office I just end up snacking more, so it's a no-win situation.

I have half a shepard's pie and a whole block of white cheddar at home that I've been fantasizing about all day.

CAN VOUCH. I work in a very casual environment where wearing hoodies/big pullovers/wool socks is acceptable. You still need to put your bare hands out to type. We're all so fucking crabby today, and everyone except me left early (...she says, typing on Jezebel).

My house is cold. At first I thought that it was the drafty, need-to-be-replaced windows. Then I found out that, in fact, the walls are not insulated. Almost all of my heat registers - forced hot water - run along the external, un-insulated walls, directly under the outdated windows. And I live near the ocean, where…

I come from the land of frigid offices, and I put forth the following hypothesis:

And everyone knows that nothing makes you go home and eat a big pot of the creamiest cheesiest crabbiest mess of a meal than being cold.

This beading is unbelievable. A work of art, for sure.

Without even looking at the clothes, Dodai, I have to tell you, I love your descriptions of collections. I'd love to be a stoned heiress partying in Morocco.

All of it. I want all of it all over my body.

WOW! Have the collections this go around been particularly outstanding or are my tastes changing or are things more in line with my tastes these days? I've loved every single one of these collections posted so far.

I had a hard time finding a happy gif. I think I might have cynicism.

Welp that does it. Didn't really care who won before, but now I only care about making these girls happy. Go Seahawks!

That was so awesome of him. I wish for good things for him. And the little girls too.

This makes me so happy! With so much negative press attached to the Seahawks right now, it's so refreshing to see this! My next Seahawks purchase most definitely will say Coleman on the back - Go Hawks, 12th Man!