Thank goodness - I thought I was the only one who was thinking this.

Born in Fresno, hate it. But then again, maybe that's because I was born here and have been out of a job for over a year due to being 'under-qualified' for retail positions available here after working customer service for 8 years in and out of retail. The economy here is crap, public transport is laughable, and…

I would say two groups of people.

I didn't "make it sound" like anything, because that's a pull quote from the Tehran Times article that I did not write. Also, this is important — it is translated to English, which could account for what you're getting from that line, FYI.

It depends. If he wipes after pooping, the smell is often not that bad. If he doesn't wipe or pees on himself often, the smell can make your eyes water.

Yes... A tornado...

That's a valid point. But the presence of that Y in the middle and this pronunciation dilemma clearly leads us to the conclusion that the name itself should probably not exist at all.

I always feel for Harding. She had such a sad life, and to have so much talent, yet still turn to what she did is heartbreaking.

I'm sure the plaster would have been fine if some asshat hasn't decided to vandalize it.

Skip to 55 seconds in for the best part, but really, watch the whole thing. I don't care how much of a laughing-stock she's become; at her peak, she was PHENOMENAL. So strong! So powerful! She was unparalleled when it came to jumping. It's rare even today for women to attempt triple-axle jumps.

On TMZ they said it was everything being fair game. I tend to belive TMZ when it comes to legal stuff since the main guy is a lawyer.

The warrant they had was all-encompassing. Anything found was fair game, hence the drugs. The sheriff has said they weren't looking for eggs, but the tapes were on the top of the list.

A chance to get some of that "cred" I've heard so much about? That's a thing, right?

They didn't have a warrant for eggs. They had a warrant for the security tapes for the cameras he has, to see if they show his stupid ass throwing eggs all over that guys house.

WHO RECOGNIZES HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN

Who else thinks the friend may have taken the fall for the Biebs?

re: prayer in schools. as evidenced by a earlier post of mine*, I'm (currently non-practicing due to Issues) Catholic. I guarantee you all the 'BRING PRAYER BACK TO SCHOOLS' nutjobs are NOT advocating for anything other than their personal form of worship. Can you imagine the Duck Dynasty assholes if their precious…

When you live in a neighborhood where the mansions are valued in the upper 7 digits, yeah throwing a few eggs is going to do a lot of damage financially. It's not like the houses there are covered in the same shitty off-white vinyl siding that you clean with a hose like my house is.

I'm not the hero Gawker needs...I'm the hero Gawker deserves.

People.