Oh God no.  It’s hard for me to imagine a time where that particular era of late ‘90s/early ‘00s gaudy chrome styling will retro-chic.  I honestly hope never. 

But Trump already DEFEATED the China Virus. He doesn’t need to wear a mask, practice social distancing, or even wash his hands.

“War of attrition” is an excellent way to describe it. In my corner of the world, there was a short period of time where car dealers were desperately trying to “reinvent” the car buying experience. But it’s always just window dressing. At the end of the day, most dealers today exist to wheedle a few extra dollars out…

For better or worse, the last 3 cars/trucks I’ve bought were FCAs, from 2 different dealerships. Prior to that, I’d purchased a Nissan. I would describe that basically as the perfect buying experience. Test drive, negotiate via e-mail, then drive away with my new vehicle 10 minutes after I arrived at the dealer. The FC…

Azteks were overlanding before it was cool. 

Don't worry about the crisp rat. The MAGA crowd will own the libturdz by flocking to the cinema in droves for his next movie. That'll show those snowflake libturdz!

The actual use case for a manual transmission has all but vanished. It used to be that the manual edition of a car would get marginally better gas mileage than its automatic equivalent. That is largely no longer true. Anecdotally speaking, most of us spend an inordinate amount of time in stop-and-go traffic. Let’s…

They’re feeling economic uncertainty. We may not agree with all of their political standpoints, but that’s the beauty of our great nation. The DOJ should be focusing on the real problem: radical socialist communist extremist Democrat party operatives and their paramilitary arms ANTIFA and BLM!!

And he got a whopping 10mpg on his commutes to work, to boot.  Bad choice. 

A former colleague of mine that proudly voted for Trump SWORE that Trump would simply flip a switch. He’d arrive at the White House, suspend his Twitter account, roll up his baggy sleeves and “become Presidential.”. To the former colleague’s credit he owned up to the fact that he was wrong long before inauguration. 

That sweet, sweet extra $12 per month. It’s a shame that it won't even put a dent in their increased health insurance premiums once ACA is rolled back. 

Agreed.  There is a pack that wanders across my property from time to time.  It usually takes me a moment to realize that there isn’t a distressed child screaming from the yard.  It’s just a coyote communicating with its crew. 

Nissan used to offer several fun and exciting models. Those sure were the days.

There’s a kettlebell studio in my town that operates from a cramped corner of a U-Haul/party supply store.  It appears to be doing 3-4 classes every day at full capacity.  Who in their right mind would think that was OK? 

It seems that the greatest and most viable grift of all time is building a rolling EV mockup, then making outlandish claims about a “revolutionary new EV” that will be available in n + 2 years.  Go public, profit, and kick the can down the road until nobody is paying attention anymore.  At which point you can safely…

I’m honestly a bit suspicious of the mods, but you just can’t find a car like this today.  I went NP.  Frankly, the mods listed are probably ones that I’d end up wanting anyway, perhaps with the exception of the weird-looking intake setup.  It probably makes the car sound cooler but I’d be surprised if it’s a real…

The poor, marginalized conservative woman wants to be poor and marginalized.  In Barrett’s dreamworld, she’s pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen, surrounded by her mewling brood. 

Living in the northern US, I can tell you it’s a highly-aggravating losing battle. It gets cold for a day or two and every MAGAt starts crowing “GEE, I SURE COULD GO FOR SOME OF THAT GLOBAL WARMING THOSE LIBTURDS LOVE TO TALK ABOUT.”

A few folks have mentioned it already, but it’s almost certainly a Frankenstein’d Honda Accord:

I can already hear the throngs of Republican Senators expressing their “concern” when Trump immediately has Barr declare the election null and void and moves to install Trump as president “until further notice.”