One way to tell if a livestock animal is sick/near death is the amount of flies it has on it.  Even an animal like a chicken will make an effort to keep the flies off until it’s so ill that it just can’t put up the effort anymore.  This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw that fly on Pence’s coiffure. 

refusing to wade directly, explicitly into politics.

Two creepy moments to share:

No. Just No (Dice). 

Behold!  The master race!

Oompa-loompa-doopitty-dee

The ass-kissing is legendary.

He’s going to wear a MAGA hat 24/7. 

I have a feeling that he’ll keep demanding steroids. And my understanding is that they’ll burn his body out like a fuse on a stick of dynamite.

I can’t help but vote NP on this one. There’s something about the design of this little aero slipper that I’ve always loved. Seeing it reminded me that there used to be a Rover/Jag/Lotus dealer in the heart of downtown Minneapolis. There was a black Espirit on the show floor for what seemed like years. Peering through…

If he faces a resounding defeat, I fully expect him to abscond to Moscow with Air Force 1, tweeting all the way. 

In the run-up to the election, I saw an auction for a Lamborghini that Trump had owned at one point.  I’m pretty sure he drove the bare minimum to fit his ‘80s playboy lifestyle.  Guessing his tiny feet haven’t touched a gas pedal for over 30 years. 

So much this.  His bats--t crazy notion that you had to show your ID to buy groceries made it abundantly clear that he’s never set foot inside a grocery store.  I still wonder how many Trumpists dutifully began flashing their IDs to nonplussed cashiers after he made that statement. 

NP because I’ve always had a soft spot for these weird vehicles.

10.0 for an impeccable mental gymnastics routine. 

This. When it was clear that Trump was going to ignore COVID and make it a political football, I knew that his contracting it would be inevitable. I didn’t expect that the WH would admit it, though. My assumption was that Trump would disappear from view, and his staff would claim that he was simply too busy keeping…

No, that’s just a sign of his superior genes! That’s what “perfect posture” looks like. Duh.

The planet where he dictates to his staff physician exactly what to put in his public physical. So, this planet. No way in hell he’s 6'3" either, even with the Kim Jong-Il heel lifts. 

The New York Times reports that Trump is experiencing mild symptoms