same reason I carry a light trauma kit in my personal vehicle right there. Am I expecting to drive up and be first on scene of a wreck? Hell no, but do I want to be prepared in case I do? Yeah.

You mean to tell me her entire life is a lie?! Why I never!

The fat white car in the last picture looks like any car from Nissan’s current lineup.

I’ve never written this in several years of following Jalopnik, but ... COTD.

This comment is worthy of Waldorf & Statler.... well done

It’s pretty clear to me they’re opportunistic border jumpers, just looking for economic advantages.

I don’t hate it. It makes the cars look unique and different. Choose a different word instead of “fat” to describe them, and they might even be more appealing. Say, “plump” or “voluptuous” or “curvy” or “POV” or “BJ”... oops — I got carried away going through my “private mode” search history.

Thanks I hate it, and am also glad that art did what it’s supposed to do: elicit emotion.

My sources leaked a sneak peek under that massive hood bulge...

not the right venue probably, but man is that car ugly. Ferrari are often the best or one of the best looking cars in any given f1 season, but that car is bad. I think they know it too - the attemp to hid the proportions of the air scoop with white paint. The halo doesn’t help, but it is not the problem here. It is…

Icantseeafuckingthingwiththisflipflophaloshitwhereisthelollypopman!?

wow. this was what i have been waiting for my whole life. (said no one ever)

Some on that list, like the Suburans have rather large engines that turn lower RPMs for the most part. Thus mathematically they experience less internal wear than say- a 4 banger running at 20% higher RPMs. That’s at least something to think about.

Not true. Some billionaires blow.

But is it ok for me, as a half black man, to say the word or am i only restricted to half? and which half? (i think itd be hilarious to call people “ga”)

You win the internet for 3/30/2018. Your plaque will be delivered next week.

Really? I see green storms every single year, several times a year. Now the video had some SUPER green clouds, they usually aren’t that vibrant, but everything having a green hue right before a very bad storm is pretty common, at least in the eastern part of the Oklahoma.

I’ve spent the last 21 years of my life in central Oklahoma. Seen green clouds a few times. They were always bad storms.