You’re a dipshit that should drive a Camry if you never use your SUV’s spare.

Further counterpoint:

The only proper solution is mounting the wheel on the roof:

This isn’t any more funny just because you posted it on multiple comments.

naaahh... not funny. multiple deaths.

Where else will they go though? The WRX is the only reasonably affordable awd turbo performance car. The Focus RS, Golf R, etc. are in the STI’s price range. Sure there’s stuff like the Focus ST, GTI, Veloster N, etc. but those are all fwd (sometimes with an LSD thrown in for good measure).

This article was have been spad from questions plucked right from my brain. Thanks. Lockers was on the top of my mind, same with pto. A work version with a pto would be perfect for my family as a farm type tool.

Even though I’m not really a jeep (or knock-off) aficionado I really do appreciate the passion you have and how you communicate it to all us lowly jalops. Thanks for the in depth write up.

I have a similar project rotting away my driveway, sometimes you just can’t let go.

Great story, thanks for sharing.

This is good kinja - thanks for the story.

1982 Porsche 911 (unknown model) in a carport in rural VA.

He should take the punishment like a true Patriot.

for that kind of money, chrysler might be hoping they’ll just buy them outright.

It’s an SUV. 4x4 body on frame SUVs need ground clearance.

The figure’s a bit ludicrous, IMO, that’s nearly $45,000 per vehicle. VW’s fine ran about $8K per unit.

$4.6bil? Do they even have that money or will they require another bailout?

FCA has always been quite the Rebel but lately they are more like a Viper Charging into a herd of 200 or 300 Longhorns.

I will see myself out.

That would be quite the Journey.

Sergio better Dart for the hills before the EPA Rams their fine down his throat.