I believe I have just read the perfect sentence. 

8 grand for that wax banana is straight clown tits.

I said that handguns were banned, which in effect they are. There are some small exceptions for muzzle-loading black-powder pistols used for the killing of injured animals by trained animal welfare officers, and for some antique weapons, but for all normal intents and purposes it’s a total ban. Even our Olympic pistol…

But he got a big promotion and now he’s important. This is Texas, how better to display that than with an oversized, depreciating asset?

Gray on gray is still better than white. 

...the ironically named James Steelman.

The Mandalorian was aggressively mediocre

I don’t see any reason that Robert Wise should be the only director who ever gets a shot at adapting West Side Story.

Far as I’m concerned the 1606 Globe Theatre performance of “Macbeth” is the definitive version and anything else is a superfluous waste of time.

I can’t ignore the universal praise.

Just so sick of this line of reasoning, as if Toyota owes us anything. If you like the MK4 so much, go buy one. I feel the real blinders here are people forgetting that Toyota put their name on this, and likely had their hands in the QC for every part in the whole car. People just want a reason to bitch and moan.

I’m sorry you feel this way about a fucking automobile, but the MK5 has already outsold the MK4 and Toyota doesn’t care what you think because they are a corporation who’s goal is to make money, not make you happy

Dreams change. 

I genuinely dont know what the best course of action here is.

Compared to the domestic offerings in 1971, this 36 hp 2 cylinder car was absolutely a turd.

I was not super smart when I was that age either, but poking the alligator/bear/snake/shark was NEVER ever considered.

“What appeals to you aesthetically when you are looking at cars?”

“Oh I don’t know. I think I like the looks of a convertible with the top up. Is there any way to make a regular car look like that? I want people to be like ‘Oh hey. There goes a guy who loves to be in the sun, but just not today.’”

I was gonna vote NP, but then I saw the bit about the seller cancelling a previous sale and jacking up the price. Now it is a solid ND for the jackass seller.

Well, you see, the owners held their thumbs over the license plates while taking pictures, so they are 100% untraceable.

His mother and father were siblings.