Considering his myriad health problems, his erratic behavior may not have been choice, but a result of disorientation.

Steven Miller is 33. For an administration of white supremacists, they are certainly lacking in “good genes” (and the Florida Man family is the best example of this).

Currently 77 degrees, at 2:00 am local time.

Yeah, can’t say that “veiny” is something I aspire to.

He’s 58, not 50, which is still pretty damn young considering he started on SNL almost 40 years ago.

Did not expect to see Jezebel as the top result for my daily “pulsing plump and erect penises” Google search!

Slightly green and firm is the best banana by far.

See “At $8,500, Does This 1990 Chevy Beretta Indy Pace Car Deserve A Shot?” on main page

Funny thing is, Jesse Plemons (who plays Todd) is only 31 years old!

Mr. Smith is a very old 35. Being enslaved for decades will do that.

My goodness, especially safety. If I were to drive this I’d wonder every time I cranked the motor if it would be my last ride.

Oh, the number of cars you can find for three grand that aren’t a dodgy-looking 1986 Camry, which I wouldn’t have been enthused about in 1986...

We’re not going to fault you for sharing the R-rated ones in the Lifehacker comments section.

Putting the BRO in Bro Code!

I got Matt Elam mixed up with Jason Elam and thought, “They’re getting a 50-year-old former kicker to play safety? They’re really scraping the barrel...”

Supermarket deviled eggs...the rusty Jeeps of cuisine.

Before I ran the sticker price through the inflation calculator, I was expecting the current-day price to be exorbitant after 25 years. Turns out it comes to $41,144 in 2019 money...not too bad.

“We assert that destructive and threatening acts do not reflect the values of Georgia Southern University,” said Russell Willerton, department chairman.

The 911, man...so iconic, such a beautiful, forward-thinking design. It’s hard to believe this specimen is over 50 years old (talking about the lines, shape and look, not the underpinnings).

The place seemed to be booming, with traffic from its intended audience and the troll alike (which count as clicks, so I don’t see why management would care). I know I miss it already.