How did he feel when Joe Montana demanded a trade out of San Francisco, finally cementing Young's starting role once and for all?

Like those ridiculously tiny hands in the main photo?

It looks like a car that got suplexed in the ring.

Man is looking more and more like “Vader with the mask off” with each passing day, if only Vader got daily spray treatments.

My birthday, April 15th, has been ruined by the IRS, the thoughtlessness of Abraham Lincoln not getting out of the way of a bullet, and the thoughtlessness of the iceberg getting in the way of the Titanic.

He has one regret, and that it’s that he doesn’t own the tallest building in Manhattan.

He’d shitcan those people, and immediately attempt to humiliate them to his tens of millions of Twitter followers.

Forget it Jake...it's Tomatotown.

Finally, a prominent conservative admitting she's bi-curious.

We are not obligated to see beyond someone’s moral failings due to “bond,” be it by blood, work, school, social circles, whatever. Good for you. I hope more are able to cut ties in order to do what's right.

Nate,

Christ, Steve Young would be a better option than the stiffs the Colts are looking at.

Every morning I click on CNN.com and see that he’s not yet dead, I consider the day a disappointment.

I saw the Sugarhill Gang play the Tractor Tavern in Seattle in 1997 and they were OLD AS FUCK back then...I guess they’re a Fox News ideal demographic?

This is an aside, but did you ever go to Gray Brothers Cafeteria in Mooresville?

Solid ratios, gotta give him that.

As a climate-change denier, his rollbacks and deregulation will cause far, far more deaths than the Iraq war...a global scale, indefinitely.

Forget it, Jake...it’s Kochtown.

I will relish your death as I am simultaneously doing so, thanks to your messiah.

MLB players — despite being really fucking talented at the game — are the biggest meatheads in professional sports.