Grandview Park? Is that what they’re calling it these days? Granted, the view is indeed grand, but when I was growing up in the Inner Sunset in the 80's and 90's it was called Turtle Hill.

I don’t know...I for one would love to see 375-man rosters in the NFL.

Typo: meant to say 50 miles.

We’re on our way to the Department of Forced Labor.

Chehalis is bisected by I-5, about 5 miles south of Tacoma, on the flatter-than-flat stretch that goes from Seattle to Portland. The only mountains in Washington are the Cascades to the east and the Olympics to the west, and the Olympics hardly get any snow (as well as most of what’s west of the Cascades).

“There aren’t enough shows with married couples in separate twin beds!”

But in order to offer unbiased journalism, you need to present the WHOLE story!

If there’s ever a sport which’s fans are disproportionately MAGA-wearing Trump followers, it’s professional golf.

The “how dare you criticize America after we selflessly accepted you in your time of need” approach is what it’s always been: “You get what you get and you will thank us for it.”

It always comes back to “disrespecting the troops.”

It most surely is racist. “Go back to where you came from” does more than suggest that the target is not worthy of being here, that is, inferior.

The GOP — “Party of Lincoln” — resembles its original form as much as the Democratic Party — “Party of Jackson” (which, for very, very good reasons is not a thing) — does. Ergo, not a valid statement for this fucks to toss about.

What about, what about, what about.

Using a gold seal proudly proclaiming “BANNED BY AMAZON 2015" like it’s a literary award...fercrissakes.

Ah, the “if you don’t like it, get the hell out of MY country” trope of the day.

I’d argue it’s been #1 on the Billboard charts for decades, nay, centuries.

♫There’s a strawman, waiting in the sky...♫

“Whitewashing history.” Ooh, the irony is rich.

Totally resembled feathers raining down.

I just realized that no, NO ONE wears red ties unless it is for a GOP photo-op.