“There aren’t enough shows with married couples in separate twin beds!”

But in order to offer unbiased journalism, you need to present the WHOLE story!

If there’s ever a sport which’s fans are disproportionately MAGA-wearing Trump followers, it’s professional golf.

The “how dare you criticize America after we selflessly accepted you in your time of need” approach is what it’s always been: “You get what you get and you will thank us for it.”

It always comes back to “disrespecting the troops.”

It most surely is racist. “Go back to where you came from” does more than suggest that the target is not worthy of being here, that is, inferior.

The GOP — “Party of Lincoln” — resembles its original form as much as the Democratic Party — “Party of Jackson” (which, for very, very good reasons is not a thing) — does. Ergo, not a valid statement for this fucks to toss about.

What about, what about, what about.

Using a gold seal proudly proclaiming “BANNED BY AMAZON 2015" like it’s a literary award...fercrissakes.

Ah, the “if you don’t like it, get the hell out of MY country” trope of the day.

I’d argue it’s been #1 on the Billboard charts for decades, nay, centuries.

♫There’s a strawman, waiting in the sky...♫

“Whitewashing history.” Ooh, the irony is rich.

Totally resembled feathers raining down.

I just realized that no, NO ONE wears red ties unless it is for a GOP photo-op.

The biggest, most beautiful dementia you’ve ever seen.

C’mon Mitch, respect the troops!

Sadly, I’m not so sure the millions of Trump voters losing their healthcare won’t vote for him again. They continuously vote against their own self-interests, while the GOP will tell them the “Democrat Party” is to blame, and they’ll believe it.

Sadly, I’m not so sure the millions of Trump voters losing their healthcare won’t vote for him again. They continuously vote against their own self-interests, while the GOP will tell them the “Democrat Party” is to blame, and they’ll believe it.

Sooner or later ICE is going to crib from that South Park Episode: