He has a Emperor Palpatine mojo going on.

I’ve fantasized about this, but the satisfaction would be short-lived as I'd probably get killed for it.

You have a lot of back-country guys going to the pros straight out of high school...not the intelligentsia, for sure.

I’m sure the birthday card was beautiful and tremendous.

GOP: "There is no humanitarian crisis, as there are no humans involved."

Are they real? Absolutely.

That still photo for television purposes looks like the Joker without his "makeup."

The GOP doesn't give a shit about the Holocaust; this is merely an opportunity to them to slam AOC.

It also has the largest population in the United States by far - almost 40 million - so you should expect the proportions to skew high. If I have 100 apples and ten are bad, and you have ten apples and one is bad, we can both claim that ten percent of our apples are bad. See what I'm getting at?

Seriously. “It’s a fake video, but we’ll leave it up to you to decide whether it’s fake or not.” It falls into the “very fine people on both sides” trope.

As a former fifth-a-day drinker, I suggest researching naltrexone. I believe it has saved my life.

You seem to be Someone Who Gets It™.

I’m a white male. I come here to STFU and read, read, read. Keep doing what you’re doing.

That looks like it was parked in salt water up to the door handles at the end of each day.

The “Obi Wan” vanity plates are a nice touch...a juxtaposition to your average Corvette owner.

Nike would clean up.

I’ve always preferred “follower” to “supporter,” myself.

It’s come to the point where even an Iranian government official is incredulous about the state of American politics.

“Don’t hop on our channel and continue to put down the other hosts on the channel—if you feel that negative about it, don’t come,”

All I know is that Kyle Mooney needs to stop nervously slapping the goddamn desk when he plays Chuck Todd. I had to skip the cold open because I couldn’t concentrate anymore.