It’s like wearing cleats to play basketball on an outdoor court.

Speaking with reporters Tuesday afternoon, the president vaguely vowed to go to “a war zone,” but declined to say which one or when. Promising!

Runs per game since 1928 (every ten years to keep it simple):

If he used a bonding agency, nope. That money (usually 10% of the bail amount) is gone forever regardless of the case outcome. The total bail is exonerated to the bonding agency, which keeps the 10% premium.

He handled the Mahomes thing AND the Kaepernick thing before that well. He had a lot of obstacles to overcome (these two situations, playing for some abysmal, dysfunctional Niners teams); unfortunately, the title “Number One Overall Pick” led a lot of people to believe that he alone should have risen above the…

“They’re good, all-year! It says in the name!”

That’s over 6.5 trips to the Moon AND back.

On 7th and Virginia in Seattle as I type this.

So Nigeria is the capital of Africa now. Got it.

That average figure refers to erect penises as far as I know, so if they’re marketing a toilet for taking a shit with a larger-than-average erection...MAGA I guess?

The other day I saw a headline on ESPN.com that said something like “Verlander and Upton Welcome Baby Genevieve,” and for the life of me I couldn’t figure out in what circumstances Justin Verlander and Justin Upton were welcoming babies.

It would please me to no end to find out that Bezos is a show tunes ‘n’ vaudeville kind of guy.

Salt was part of what got us into this predicament in the first place.

I’ve never cared for the term, “daily driver”.

Along with being a narcissist, a racist, a misogynist, a simpleton and someone clearly losing his faculties, what doesn’t get enough shrift (as if we need to pay more attention to this man-baby) is that he’s a *sadist* on top of it all, which may be the most dangerous trait.

Why does *no one* realize that if you’re going to begrudge the affordability of sporting events, it’s the *owners* you should direct your ire towards?

I wonder if the “Respect our troops!” contingent would be so boisterous if they realized that ~1/8th of their tax dollars goes to the DoD.

I am well aware this happened, but for the life of me I can’t remember UMBC’s full name without Googling.

Or worse...they absolutely CAN see it, and DO care, because it aligns with their value system.

Damn right.