Please don’t burn your son. He’ll outgrow the shirt.

This is absolutely the right thing to do. But “it’s going in the fucking chimnea” lacks a certain amount of....rhetorical punch.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you:

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

If you can find a writing from one of these minds that states that children should be taught creationism as a facet of science then you win the internet.