*cums*

Dammit, I was looking forward to Madsen’s victory dance.

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

Her name is Rio

I would really like it if the next time the team did this to someone, the player just took their place quietly on the bench and struggled to hold back tears. Kept the act going until the team approached him uneasily and someone earnestly tried to comfort him.

The part about his report including the phrase, “did you get anything,” leads me to believe that maybe he thought they had robbed another house, but most likely thought they were drug users, decided they needed to be punished, attempted to hold a fucking car at gunpoint by standing in front of it, and then shot at…

If Stand Your Ground goes for guns then it should go for cars, too. If some whackass is standing in front of my car pointing a gun at me when I’ve done nothing wrong, given the laws of Florida, you better bet I’m going to run him down.

Nice amazingly baka logic you’ve got there. Do you shoot at kids who happen to be parked near your house?

The man’s version sounds like it does absolutely nothing to excuse him. It sounds like even in his version of the story the kids are very much the victims here. The only thing they did wrong is not reporting the crime of this nutbar attempting to murder them — and that’s if you’re correct in guessing that they must…

1. He’s a Floridian gun nut.

And why wouldn’t they? They were doing nothing but sitting in a car when a cowboy shows up and points a gun at them. They had as much right to protect themselves as him. He shouldn’t have been confronting anyone with a flipping gun.

“This running car I walked directly in front of on a public street and pointed a gun at is coming right for me! Better open fire, my life is suddenly in danger!”

And you definitely have a right to ask someone who’s milling around your property to leave.

If some psychopath drew down at me while I'm parked on a public thoroughfare, I'm pretty confident I'd try to run him down, too.

What I don’t understand, is that if he was under threat of “robbery”, then when why would he try to stop “escaping” thieves in a car unless something was actually stolen?

Jesus Christ, just call the police.

That’s a Trump voter, I guarantee.

Well, the man shooting indiscriminately at people for no reason was definitely in the wrong.

What the fuck is wrong with people? This man needs to be arrested, it isn’t 1880s Wild Wild West. And it isn’t Pokemon Go’s fault - they could have easily been making a phone call, looking at Google Maps because they were lost, or even pulled over to take a quick nap because they were on a road trip and decided to not…

So he shot at people who just happened to be parked in front of his house.... So why should people have guns again? They weren’t even on his property and he started open firing at people. Funny how two people were together, they were parked, they weren’t playing while driving, they were aware of their surroundings,…