Absolutely no point at all, but it’s a fun novelty and it confuses the youths.

Tryin’ to take the wave from a hitter, fucking with the kid and pray for ya hitter.

Sounds like y’all are saying that Drake’s got enemies, got a lot of enemies. That he’s got a lot of people trying to drain him of his energy.

And that’s why horses shouldn’t skip leg day.

It’s too bad we haven’t had eight years of the supposed opposite of Bush to show us how it’s done.

1. North Korea attacks other country

Only if China doesn’t get involved.

Yo dawg...I heard you like imports.

It’s OK to be wrong.

We’re inching ever closer.

I suspect the strength of that statement was meant to reinforce the one that follows: “The League considers the matter closed and will have no further comment.” Anything less than “unfounded” or “without merit” leaves the league open to suggestions that it’s not really closed, and invites people to ask them all sorts…

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Or you can just encourage your daughters to not take Uber if you feel the risk is that high.

That guy was actually his step dad. The kid hadn’t really taken a liking to his new step dad and usually only talked to him in passive aggressive remarks. Step dad thought that a trip to the ball game would change all of that. Kids love sports! But when he got there the kid wasn’t impressed and after every play would…

I’m not sure about the Honda, but starting in 2011, Ford introduced an “intelligent” oil life monitor that looks at not just mileage, but temperatures, usage, and load. From Ford’s site:

yep... youre gonna get lots of flak.

The least interesting top gear presenter who has nothing to offer aside from wealth and a Ferrari collection was opposed to the addition of the most entertaining presenter who is actually good at driving and is much more famous? No way.

What a poor choice of venue for sounding your trumpet.

I think anyone that owned a VW and saw the value drop 15-20%+ and was offered a tiny deal on a new car might still be miffed.

The promotion and HR were great by itself but bonus points for having the Rangers “Natural” HR celebration music queued up as well