Seriously, if the goat looked like that, my answer to the goat question might be different than if it was a regular goat. Does that make me shallow?

Several inches. They’re long (longer than a typical human male’s) and skinny.

That would kind of be a good interview question/trick. “Oh, I see on your resume you that you have a strong attention to detail. When you entered my office I had a goat standing next to me. I left with the goat and returned with A goat, but is it the same goat?”

answer the question jim.

Memories of that episode are almost “shower thoughts” for me. At random quiet moments I’ll remember.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

...why do you have this picture?

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

Depends. Would my sheep get jealous?

Does the goat call afterwards?

Semi-related: During a conversation over a few drinks with my sister and brother-in-law, I recently found out that my sister would divorce him if he fucked a dead deer. I was flabbergasted.

Of course, yes. Having the perfect spouse? That’s worth screwing a goat and then some.

They should have made her legs more blindingly shiny too.

In a fit of jealousy, Jimmy Fallon photoshopped the muscles off of Ronda and onto himself.