@AlienSix: I'm just going to leave this iphone in the ladies bathroom in an inconspicuous place and let the fun begin...

Fools; it's an alkaseltzer... as it entered the moist atmosphere...

@wingbatwu: Fools; it's an alkaseltzer... as it entered the moist atmosphere...

@grath: or "mongowians"

@Stem_Sell: dab a cherry???

@Chernobyl: but if there is no U in it.... are you just going to watch everyone else get it on????

@Xagest: debauchery

@onaclov2000: no man; you did good; it had to be said... it is our duty... lol.

@Cetrian: True; hence I "had" to get over her... just keep on trekking...

@tomsomething: It just needs a turret...

@franco1975 [Troll ]: I think the person just does a back flip out the rear door.

@breadofwonder: yes.... yes..... ... ..... . .yes....

@—Tito—: ROFLMFAO... that was not the problem... we were both also closet freaks... but she wanted to be a model and I guess you have to hook up with people in higher social circles to get anywhere... :-( that's the OC for you...

@ImmaLion: you also have to realize the compression of these images... the smaller the picture they just look great. Except that there is no way someone would use a phone to shoot a wedding or something professional...

*Tears* this just made me almost cry... I met one of the most wonderful women not long ago... she was like Megan Fox (hot and nerdy); we were identical and we liked all the same things from Halo to Fairly Odd Parents; to poetry writing and photography... every bit my "soulmate" she left on a "vacation" and I've never…

@atrus123: I thought it was Stewie's head...

@Vexorg: and that's how the city of Atlantis came to be....

@walkingagh: they'll just have to do like the episode of the myth busters where they had to shoot straw through a palm tree... just build a reeeeeaaaaaally long tube say a couple miles and go from there...

@theGreenCabbage: which seems to concur with the size of the other elusive holy grail known only as the G-spot...

@mecha2142: yep; the real funny or duh moment is was everyone near the back or what looked like backup photographers really that distracted they couldn't see him about to trip?