Oh jeez! I hope your son eventually finds his way back to dance class. It sucks how soon kids gets these toxic messages about masculinity. 

I didn’t know that there was any job that didn’t require a hs diploma, let alone a government job. 

They want you smart enough to carry out the orders, but not so smart that you realize how awful they are. 

I was an old school ingress player until I stopped due to my phone not running it and my area being dominated by one faction for too long, but that's completely accurate, I forgot about the glyph tracing for example until you pointed this out. But I never felt as bored and overwhelmed with Ingress as i did trying to…

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

You don’t have to abolish the traditional family in order to make non-traditional or chosen families acceptable.

At the store I shop at, honey is across from the syrup, and is next to peanut butter, which is next to jam.

The babies should pull themselves up by their bootiestraps and stop expecting handouts. 

less of a pro league and more of a marketing league

In the early 2000s it wasn’t called social media and it didn’t look or feel anything like it does today. Also, people with pre-existing depression are allowed to have public facing jobs or personas and people who pursue public personas are allowed to develop depression from the ensuing stress of success or people…

Potato salad is the right answer here.

SmashBurger has crispy Brussels sprouts (which I think are deep fried) as a side, and they are awesome. I’ll get those instead of fries sometimes. 

I wonder if this includes baked potatos? Sure, it’s also a potato, but it’s not at all a finger-food. You generally get one as a side at steakhouse, and you can get a burger at a steakhouse, so I don’t see why it can’t be done.

Seasoned roasted broccoli is a good choice. 

Baked mac and cheese.

Onion Rings. (Beer Battered)

Also Acceptable: Beer

A second, slightly smaller burger.

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