“Annnnd they’re off. Into the first turn is Mama’s Boy followed by Really, Him? and If Flour Was A Person. Now If Flour Was A Person is making their move, If Flour Was A Person is coming to the inside followed by No One Wants to Sleep with You and Another Privileged White Boy. It’s still If Flour was a Person, If…

I hate to bring you out of the grays because so much of what you assume is wrong, and you’ve obviously not seen the documentary, but consider this: Michael groomed you, too. He groomed everyone. He showed the world that he was one kind of person, a child-like soul who only wanted to help children, etc. and we all fell…

The far reaching implication is that, generations from now, no one will know what “Eat It” or “Fat” came from - people won’t think of Weird Al as a parodist, just a regular genius

chill dude

Holmes and Watson are camping. Holmes squints gnomically up at the night sky. “Tell me, Watson,” he says. “What can you deduce from those stars?”

Yoko Kanno and the Seatbelts made one of the best soundtracks ever for this show

In some ways I’d rather it be Don Jr.

I think what you’re trying to say is that most animal meat is delicious, which is the One True Take.

Pro tip: When filling a pie crust, stop when you get to the top! :p

This DnD death is ridiculous in how utterly flat it felt after a more dramatic and emotionally raw death of a dragon who spoke like Barney.

I don’t think there’s a single piece of Star Trek I’d give an A.

Are you so deluded that you think investors should be willing to take a loss just because it might affect you in some way?

Hey, speaking as someone who has been watching The Simpsons since the very beginning and who considers it an inextricable part of his personality, you should check out The Problem With Apu. It’s a well-made documentary and may make you think twice about the character, even if you love him. It’s okay to love things…

This happened to me last night! Opening act dragged on for a FULL HOUR! And they sucked. I literally sat in the most distal corner of the bar with my ears covered mindlessly scrolling through twitter waiting for the headliner to come on. It was agony.

20min sets... 30 for headliners is a perfect way to spend an…

Maybe after Boyega’s done being Non-threatening Black Sidekick for one more Star Wars movie, he can be the headliner of a Green Lantern movie. You can even make John Stewart British, the US has enough Green Lanterns.

The people who are saying the book was just a bunch of nerd references should be aware that a large part of Moby Dick was made up of lists of facts about whales.

I mean, not even the current leader. the former leader. Wayyyy back. Your country didn’t even exist when this dude was in power. So never mind Trudeau.

Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress, but when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls that I like best.