Pretty sure any questions regarding Stephen King plots can be answered with the word cocaine.

Especially when you know the whole background from the book. Then it's a whole other shade of wtf.

I’m sorry! I am selfish and wrong and did not want to suffer alone.

This gave me a good chuckle. Thank you.

That and so much more!

Just to be clear,

Now I have the image of Hugh Hefner’s boner and I want to sew my vagina (and apparently butthole and mouth) shut.

The only person claiming this child is an object is you.

“Would you protest me? I’d protest me.”

Some of them are Buffalo Bill-ing the hell of it too.