I count myself among the lucky ones. Well, actually just the rich ones. When gas and water costs $900 a liter, I’ll still be able to purchase some. You poor people can fuck off to your coffins.

And let me guess, you’re the one who is actually smart and totally not a sucker at all.

This is the firstest of first world problems I’ve ever seen

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But they didn’t enter it lawfully. In most states, after a light changes green, the intersection has to be clear of traffic before it can be legally entered.