I think hockey should adopt the “own goal” designation like soccer. Own your mistakes, eh?

The Stars have been largely directionless since they moved from Minnesota.

All of these dumb fuckholes with their “sincerely held religious beliefs” can go fuck themselves into oblivion. If you’re a bigot, own it; don’t hide behind your imaginary friends and your Bronze Age mythologies.

point to where in the bible it says to hate gays

Putting aside any legal considerations, I’d be very amused if the NCAA found a way to hold the Final Four or the football championship in Vermont.

I can buy weed at 11pm on a Sunday up the street from my house, but I can’t get a 3.2 bud light at the gas station in Arkansas.

I’ve always wondered why it matters if the beliefs are held “sincerely.” Like that somehow absolves what still amounts to hateful bigotry.

Clearly the Pirates don’t Re22pect him, or they’d let him hang out where he wanted no matter how much of a defensive liability he was.

Even though we joke constantly about something-something not melting steel beams, somehow it really is still in poor taste to joke about Clemente.

What the Hell Was Kyle Shanahan Thinking?

See, this is exactly why the Patriots win as much as they do - they play the percentages, and other teams do not. Belichick nearly always does what statistically gives his team the best chance to win, which in that situation would have meant run, run, run.

“Falcons pull a Hillary”

Alternatively, run the ball three times up the middle, then a helicopter crashes onto the field and the game is forfeited.

There’s apparently some kind of stupid disease that overtakes opposing coaches, when they have a chance to put away NE in the SB with simple run plays, and they choose risky passes instead.

That’s a shit take. They have a pro-bowl kicker. This was a no-brainer. If they missed the FG, the sole target of ire would be the kicker. It was obvious the defense was gassed, burning time and centering the ball for a chip shot was the only answer.

You’d still be draining a full minute off the clock if you ran the ball in that situation....removing the time needed for a comeback.

Falcons fans today.

“I FEEL THIS WAY AND YOU ALL FEEL THIS WAY TOO” is the way at least half the Gizmodo sites’ writers frame all their subjective opinions.

Well I don’t. Handsome stud athlete married to a supermodel who has horseshoes up his ass. Fuck that guy. Am I jelly? Of course

What did Satan do to be associated with this bullshit?