I think we need a 3rd party in this country.

I have fucking had it with the baseball writers getting to vote on the HOF.

back then NOBODY got a trophy, but everybody got a tombstone.

Those three players will probably be fine. I mean, the other players and their mother don’t seem all that concerned. If anything, they don’t seem to care very much at all, which is really just rude.

Yep. A scholarship that can be revoked if they need to get under the 85 scholarship limit and you can’t play for a year because of the after-effects of rhabdomyolisis.

+200 pounds of meat for the training table (you have to leave 600 behind)

Weather: cold

Back in my day, the kids never even MADE it to Oregon.

It’s all good. For their effort, they’re rewarded with a one year renewable scholarship, sometimes leading to a highly marketable degree in (whatever the easiest major is at Oregon, because they don’t have time to do anything else).

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Gronk would have caught the pass, killed both defenders

Has the Internet picked another show to rally around in protest. I would enjoy it if his inauguration somehow lost to a Night Court rerun.

Or holding back his temper when he got a UC call for violently shoving Steeler DB Ross Cockrel to the ground because he lost his shit over the little nudge Cockrel gave him at the end of the play.

In all honestly, that Foot Locker burn was pretty good.

You’re renting your TV from a different Aaron.

Not a chance. Dallas had almost no defenestration yesterday.

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

You would be pissed too if you had a head coach who, for what seems like the umpteenth time in his career, had his team run a 4th-quarter drive that took longer than 7 minutes while losing by more than 7 points and then kick-off deep while trailing with less than 3 minutes remaining and holding only one timeout.

Unfortuntely Andy Reid wasted all of them

Kelce needs a timeout.