Go for a 4th logo in 2 days!

“That was probably the dumbest safety I have ever seen.” - Hiemoth

So it was an inside job?

No way, he’s about to get 250 miles closer to his barber. I’m 100% positive this is a factor in the relocation decision.

That license plate reads “Raieighters” you fucking dunce.

Totally. Now they’re two hours closer LA fans will have to drop them.

Oakland is further away from LA than Las Vegas. If anything, this means hardcore Raider fans can make weekend trips to Vegas for the games. That drive is easy, at at the end of it, you are in Vegas.

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

They claim it’s an ice storm, but we know the real reason they need to “prep the field.” #IWantToBelieve

Focusing on gimmicky shit w/ the controllers - again. Super Mario not being a launch title. An apparent complete and utter lack of any worthwhile launch titles other than Zelda.

Why not just do away with timeouts? Like soccer.

If the Millennials can pull off the miracle of speeding up the final two minutes of an NBA game then they will replace the WWII folks as The Greatest Generation.

...replay reviews to determine exactly whose ass the ball bounced off of...

Another fuck millenials take. Good God, it is like commissioner Voldersport doesnt realise that it is hyper-focused millenials who, mostly, are the ones playing the fucking game! Seriously, it’s not like these players just wander out of position and go chat with their friends on the opposing team when they’re bored.

I want shorter games because I need that extra time to make sure the baby boomers haven’t snuck something by in the Senate. That, and to manscape.

Hi Mr Silver, Millenial here. Can confirm that the end of basketball games are largely unbearable, yet I have more than enough patience to sit through a 3 hour baseball game perfectly content. Figure it out.

“Obviously people, particularly millennials, have increasingly short attention spans, so it’s something as a business we need to pay attention to.”