Ball control is so important in games like this.

It’s like I said last year: Happy New Year, Gawker. We’ll always have each other.

Brutal but to be fair it’s pretty clear he was not trying to tackle him, he was trying to push him out of bounds...which he did........ and also paid dearly for.

Rousey earned $3 million for her 48-second performance. Nunes took home a $200,000 purse.

Nice catch on 80k’s comment, you’re quite the voracious reader.

Thank you for explaining it to me. I was under the delusion that they were doing it for upvotes on Reddit.

“Wait, someone actually let LeBron steal Plinko and put it on TV?!”

In case Dana White is reading the Deadspin comments, I’d happily let Nunes punch me in the face 27 times in 48 seconds for $3 million. DM me!

Nunes took home a $200,000 purse.

This fight was barely even long enough to masturbate to. 4/10.

“Romo Back”

It’s the Broncos, the NFC East plays the AFC West next year.

If Romo needs a recharge for his career, I am sure Philadelphia will provide the batteries.

He was 39.

Another victim of Acute Traumatic Encephalopathy.

Age 12? Big deal. I plunked my 8 year old in the head just the other day. Sure she cried and cried, and my wife was fucking PISSED. But one thing’s for sure, she’ll never fucking crowd the plate on me again.

Once when I was 12 or 13 my father was pitching to me in our back yard and I absolutely unloaded on one of his curve balls. Jacked it out over our topiary and into the neighbor’s lawn. I pointedly stood and admired my shot and settled in again pleased as punch.

I see he edited out the last part where Jason Varitek shows up and punches her in the face.