Maybe you shouldn’t have pursued your degree at some place in a goddamn field.

“So tell us about the jobs that will be created by this stadium plan.”

I hope you lose your job so you can get called entitled and lazy.

Can you add Rent-a-Car to your name please?

Telling someone “not to worry about the money” is akin to telling a drowning person “don’t worry about the oxygen.”

Based on the tl;dr versions of statements about this issue, can you guess which Athletic Director employs a coach (in)famous for his sleazeball ways?

Would you confess you had the opponent’s game plan and still lost 6-3 in overtime, after not scoring in regulation, unless you absolutely had to?

This is a big fucking deal right? Systematic cheating done by multiple teams is one of the things that the NCAA should be able to take care of without fucking up right?

Still wondering why no points scored = worst game ever.

At least they did the honorable thing and confessed when there was 100% chance they too would get caught. Good hustle, good effort.

I don’t have anything constructive to say. I just want to commend the perfect use of that screencap.

Hackers: “Please send us money.”

I have no idea why so many guys are lining up to rag on Terrelle Pryor considering it doesn’t look fun at all.

If the open market price for him is $50 million/a year, and he generates more than that in revenue for teams, it seems like he should make $50 million.

Forget about the cap, that communist setup of the draft must be killed first comrade.

Why the fuck would LeBron want to play in the CBA?

This deserves a lot of stars. I come here for the dick jokes, but stay because someone throws out a great reference that parallels the discussion. Bravo.

I suggest rethinking that whole “Over 38" thing, guys.

We should all celebrate this golden age of unlimited prosperity from TV contracts by taking in the ESPN Friday Night Doubleheader, which opens with the Lakers/76ers and closes with the Jazz/Mavericks. THE BATTLE FOR THE 14th SEED RAGES ON.