The porno scanners don’t bother me at all. I come from the age of film cameras and photo printing. You think pictures were developed in a sterile and private lab? Why do you think they invented the Polaroid? Someone wants to giggle at my digital junk, knock yourself out.

Well, she did also give each of her US drivers working on her Eras Tour bonuses of a $100,000. She didn’t have to do that. I think depending on billionaires and philanthropy to solve problems is a distraction from changing laws and having the government solve systemic crises, but, hey, you can’t say she didn’t change…

UBI has pretty clearly never been tried because none of the subset experiments were actually Universal.

For those of us in our 40s who had an Amiga...

I miss the 70s and 80s version of Bigfoot fever. The current Bigfootologists are all weird about it, back then they were either lost city boys or washed up hippies out to hug Bigfoot with peace and love.

Getting past the security checkpoint is one thing, but how the hell do you get on the plane without a ticket? I mean they scan all of the boarding passes on your way onto the plane.

You realize the Morbius Re-release is one of the greatest cases of a large corporation getting punked in the history of PR.

I agree with UBI in principle and would be on board.

Most of the security is theatre. Someone who’s determined to get on board for a nefarious reason will more than likely manage to do it with some planning. Otherwise, it’s remarkable where you can go if you just look confident enough, as though you belong there. I know that directly from some of my previous work…

Excellent piece that didn’t need to be a slideshow.  But what else is new?

There are lots of millionaires and billionaires that never help anyone. Giving her a headline on the AVClub isn’t hurting anyone. 

The fuck you do to help the world today besides fart?

Every time I see a Bradley article I scroll to the comments to see if it’s worth wasting my time.  This time it wasn’t.  Thanks fellow commenters for warning me of an incoming shit take!  To theautopian!

You are an absolutely insufferable Porsche purist zealot, and your opinion is wrong, like all opinions of Porsche purist zealots.

In a sea of bad takes, this is undoubtedly your worst take.

Who pissed in your corn flakes this morning?

Do you ever wonder why everyone finds Porsche people, and especially purists, insufferable?

Is she able to move in that outfit? Did she consult with Anthony Daniels for tips ahead of time?

“...look like they came straight from Arrakis.”

no, they don’t - you should watch the film again and pay attention to the actual clothes worn by the characters on Arrakis.

Wow that Zendaya outfit makes her look photoshopped in to every picture.