If WAR mattered to HOF voters, Edgar Martinez would be in by now.

That all may be, but Deadspin does love to troll MLS fans.

Maybe I should have said “The Purple Guy.” Jones was weeping on CNN as he told the story of how Prince was one of the first to call him after he resigned from his White House post and pledged to help.

You wanna go after someone? Go after Yoplait for not only making containers prone to killing small animals solely in the name of branding, but for being brazenly unrepentant about making containers prone to killing small animals solely in the name of branding.

If you can’t enjoy that guy’s unrestrained glee, you should maybe unfollow sports because that’s the whole plot you missed.

The guy was working together with the second guy you think of when you think of the word “progressive,” Van Jones, for crissakes.

This is my problem with the Hillary camp - they have been taking shots behind the scenes forever, and now overtly, yet claiming that no, it is THEY who have been wronged, that the OTHER supporters are the evil ones bullying them! (GoldenMama’s posts are an incredible, basically stereotypical example of what I’ve come…

Ayn Rand would argue that the regulation is the problem.

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Welcome to laissez-faire capitalism. The market decides! Go America!

Unfortunately, you can’t pin this one on the 49ers. The NFL always installs fresh turf before the Super Bowl, under the supervision of their own groundskeeper. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/03/spo…

I still don’t think this is worse than some of the incredible flops I’ve seen in the NBA. Nothing like the wind from a moving basketball making a 6'8" man fall backwards.

He HAD to kiss Papa John, because Martin Shkreli couldn’t be there.

I think he’s referring to a “metro” that runs on rails, like those in cities other than Only Major West Coast City Without A Real Rail System (even LA’s got one).

The sad part of that smug response by gun nuts is that this happens even though cars and driving ARE regulated much more than guns - which makes it even dumber that devices made to kill are less regulated.

Often the cause ends up being an elderly driver who becomes confused and steps on the wrong pedal.

“a bit creepy that Apple’s scanning all your email” - Apple is not scanning your email. Your phone, which you own and possess, is scanning your email.

“But what about all the awful man-made chemicals, you ask - surely they’re a lot worse! In a lot of cases, yes, but not always.”

Aside from the fact that Joel Sherman is an idiot...well, I guess we don’t need to go aside from that at all.

To be exact, you not only have to sign up for Apple Music, but also enable iCloud Music Library, which tells you exactly what it aims to do before you enable it. The latter is optional.