The actual sincerity of this "apology" will be shown if in the future Chen moves beyond being a snarkier-than-thou trophy kid.

@satirical duck hat: +100

Well duh; I learned this from my cat. That and sleeping, eating, er uneating and humping are the only things that matter

Dainty? Oh my how you misunderstand the owners of real espresso machines. Hang out on alt.coffee sometime.

"(yes! Real Outlook!)" makes it sound like we should be excited or something. Either that or you've never actually used Lookout^H^H^H^H^HOutlook

Aerobie coffee maker

@Ted Hendershot: or reddit

"non-nerdy board game" is a good thing?

"More than 4 billion apps have been downloaded from the app store alone" and yet the app store has only 225,000 apps.

@HonestChurl: I can't do that. There is too much to listen to in classical music for it to be background.

Too funny. Force the employees to work in cubicles like Veal and then expect them to be creative.

@Arken: Not me. I've seen Hitler flipping out on a lot of youtube videos

Perfect for my NeXT cube

@psychiccheese: after 2 glasses all wines taste the same

@anechoic: do yourself a favor and search the google for Penn and Teller's Bull$hit episode on Organic food.

@Blaine Glover: It's just like high school. You become one of the cool kids.

Stupid question.

Don't hire a neighbor

Don't hire a neighbor

@Seeräuber Jenny: The main reason I wouldn't do this is that I did do this years ago. I deleted it from my system because I found it horrible. For my trouble I received a certified letter from them lecturing me on piracy - as if I were a pirate for downloading and evaluating. Screw them.