I really don't want you to be right but you probably are. The nostalgia cycle is going to bring us to the very late 90s/early 00s so soon and I, as the kids said a few years ago, literally can't even.

I mean, there's also a bit of complication in being a radically left or anarchist band that's signed to a major label, mass-producing Che Guevara's image on products in every suburban mall ever, etc etc

Damn the man! Save the Empire!

We must take our space exploration cues from the brilliant and seminal Armageddon!

Drive Me Crazy is almost empirically a bad movie, but I somehow end up coming back to it when I need a 90s teen movie as background noise.

Don't worry, they might remember her as the singer of "Why Can't I?"

Went to a Canada Day Party on Friday, and it was fun until the vibe went weird. I don't usually mind being the lone sober person at a party, but when the drunk people turn kind of sour and surly it gets weird to not be drunk enough to brush it off or play along.

It did seem strange to have Liam Hemsworth and not Will Smith's kid from the movie as the lead, though. It felt somehow unearned. I don't know, the whole movie really didn't have the same spirit of fun as the first, and left Brent Spiner to be the only character enjoying himself at any point, which made the whole…

This is the second or third time I've encountered it in an article this week. "Jeremiad" is having a moment, I guess!

That theme song is pretty great. Sometimes it still ends up in my head at random and I ain't even mad.

I feel torn between recognizing that it's ageist and shitty and feeling like anyone having a faux hawk in 2016 is a little silly.

Dude Ranch and Cheshire Cat are totally albums I'll return to on occasion for those reasons.

I don't drink at all anymore, but the two things I miss are PBR and champagne. Life's a trip.

Yeah, I loved Community and am glad they got their hard-fought six seasons, but the natural end of the series is, for me, the finale of season three.

I am also in on Canada Day. Gotta get that double time, 'cause C.R.E.A.M. and all.

I don't really follow sports (I keep up a little bit during hockey season because it's pretty much a prerequisite for Canadian small talk during that time), but I find sports history absolutely fascinating because it has a lot of really interesting sociological implications and reflections to provide. You don't have…

I'm always happy to hear Odds on the radio, even though "Someone's Who's Cool" is crazy overplayed. I've always had a soft spot for them.

I didn't get to see the article. Yikes. I feel like he could've stopped at any point, but he just had to make it racist and hacky.

Hoooly shit, I totally forgot about the Spawn soundtrack.

Thank you - and you too!