Philly has a very good restaurant scene, which makes eating horseshit unnecessary, but an even better bar scene, which made this inevitable.

that kid likes all kinds of crazy though, like he’d go home, steal dad’s gun, then shoot up the school all b/c Dr. Shu told him to sit down...

I wear slip on vans.

I wear flip flops when flying to facilitate removing my shoes at check in.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

If they’re willing to take that risk for the republic, I’m inclined to to see what they bring to the table during the next election cycle.

Keeping kids safe from unpredictable situations with their parents is actually a totally loving thing to do. It’s not just about protecting them - it’s also about making sure that, when Kanye is feeling better, he has a stable relationship with his children to return to.

I can’t disagree with you more. I don’t have first hand knowledge of their situation, but as someone who has similar issues, I can say that the trigger isn’t someone else getting the attention. The trigger is stress and fear about a loved one. I’m not a monster that can’t stand the spotlight on anyone else. I’m a…

I’m bipolar and have been hospitalized for it four times and a recovering addict. I know in my illness I can be selfish af. However I always caution people on assigning all of a person’s behavior to that illness. Just like you can be an asshole and have cancer, you can be mentally ill and be an asshole. It’s obviously…

“Pulliam insisted that it’s not that he wanted to kill anyone, but that he simply wanted to make sure they didn’t kill him.”

I’m here to serve the Court.

Jesus Christ.

I didn’t think the CIA had it in them to be so salty. Bless.

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…

The calling out of Schumer for this video has less to do with whatever you perceive is the deification of Beyoncé and more to do with cultural appropriation and dismissing why that song is so important to black women and Schumer’s continuing her brand of comedy at the expense of minorities.

“When Doe said she had trouble remembering when the two of them broke up, Baute asked, “Is that because you were blackout drunk the whole summer?””

Diana thank you for keeping this story front & center, it is not really being reported on that heavily.

I was about to comment that the person who found a returned the necklace is a better person that me, until it occurred to me that it’s probably not a great idea to hold onto a piece of high-profile stolen jewelry unless you have a readily available black market to sell it to. Us normies can’t just walk into Tiffany’s…

It’s not even that far of a leap to make! The woman was physically assaulted in her hotel room, while in a bathrobe, she thought she was going to be raped, she was bound and gagged.

She’s attending Paris Fashion Week, where she knows she will be filmed, photographed, and written about. Part of her brand is being fashionable and she can’t repeat outfits. She wasn’t carrying it all around; she was robbed in her hotel room. It makes sense to me that she would travel with a lot of expensive jewelry…