One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

And meanwhile, Charles Barkley is slowly turning into Uncle Ruckus....

The inventor of the Q-Tip was Quincy O’Hannigan, born in Queens, New York in 1922. Quincy’s neighbor was Duke Ellington, a famous jazz musician at the time. O’Hannigan fiercely hated jazz music, resorting to stuffing cotton in his ears any time he was home. One day, he was unable to remove the copious cotton in his…

You could use thousands of them dipped in paint to serve as the spectators in a scale model of a pod racing arena....

He was only off by two feet.

Who’s pretending?

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I can’t wait until Clay Helton replaces Steve Sarkisian at Alabama.

Stephanie McMahon already putting her on speed dial.

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

I for one support sending Trump to the moon.

Fuck off.

The shade was full of holes though.

This petty cattiness is more worthy of Carrie Bradshaw.

Huh? I was just pointing out a small editing error that can be corrected. Jeebus dude, get a grip.

I would have never heard of this game if it wasn’t for this.

In no state is it legal or moral to solicit prostitution from a 15 yr old. None.

Well, he should have gotten help BEFORE he acted on his urges but he didn’t- instead he tried to solicit sex from a minor... for money.

Airline food jokes?