One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

And meanwhile, Charles Barkley is slowly turning into Uncle Ruckus....

Who’s pretending?

I can’t wait until Clay Helton replaces Steve Sarkisian at Alabama.

Stephanie McMahon already putting her on speed dial.

The nachos in my microwave took longer to finish than Rousey’s career tonight.

Fuck off.

The shade was full of holes though.

This petty cattiness is more worthy of Carrie Bradshaw.

Huh? I was just pointing out a small editing error that can be corrected. Jeebus dude, get a grip.

I would have never heard of this game if it wasn’t for this.

One man’s taunting is another man’s lubricating the cataracts.

Then he proceeded to steal Klay Thompson’s soul.

You can go to school in California or Florida and get the exact same climate experience, plus national exposure if you have any hope of trying to cut it in the NFL.

Sure, in the third quarter. Is that a problem?

this should help

Your opinion is bad.

Here’s a take:

The stock wheels on the 964 Turbo are the best factory wheel design of all time.

Airline food jokes?

If you get into a highway accident with a new car these days, you can walk away with some cuts and bruises sometime.