I am a 46 year old Canadian. I have a wife and two kids. I was 13 when 99 Luftballons was a hit. When I was 15, I was terrified that the Persian Gulf Crisis would spill over and create a nuclear conflict. My parents talk about the Cuban Missile Crisis and have more than once, said that they seriously debated bringing…

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

I don’t speak this language. Can somebody translate?

It’s like Apex vs Starter all over again.

When I hit my 70s I’m going to play the doddering-old-fool thing to the hilt and steal soooo much shit.

Call them anyway! Look at how Ben Carson’s appointment to HUD Secretary cruised through committee before the protests coalesced and people got busy. Democrats voted for him, because they didn’t have a million boots up their asses. They can’t be trusted. We are the checks and balances, now.

See you tomorrow.

Not long ago Pronger couldn’t even skate let alone play without having severe headaches and post concussion symptoms. He talked about how difficult it was not even being able to play hockey with his kids. It’s a really great sight to see him playing again even if only in a meaningless celebrity game.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

I was led to believe that after 2016 ended all the famous people would become immortal.

I think it’s the whole driving in the Dominican Republic thing.

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in…

He pays her to be near him.

#FreeMelania

The Olympics were only five months ago? Holy fuck - it feels like that was years ago. I miss Lochte being our primary unofficial national clown.

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
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lol emails brah.

It’s interesting how all of the Trump voters have practically disappeared from the comment sections. Fucking cowards.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…