Disney Presents: The Big Green 2.

“I didn’t even see you!”

How am I supposed to run it off the charger and watch Netflix at work now?

“Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiii-eee——iii——-lllllllllld”

People like this give me hope that hell exists.

I can watch Netflix at work all day. I can get in 6-7 episodes of an hour-long program on a good day.

Are you one of the wrestlers he has injured? How is it even possible to know that?

“Heyman Broke Character.”

Technically, this is a costume.

How long until they sell the movie rights?

It’s clearly a chicken wing.

“It’s so stupid, it might just work!”

Other teams have taken it upon themselves to stand up to Harper’s movement with their own “Keep Baseball Boring Forever” campaign.

Katie Nolan is a national treasure.

Yes, you are nuts.

I just saved up for a year & paid cash.

This one line from the apology is worse than anything else in the actual movie.

Film production companies spend millions and millions of dollars of their budget to make sure the color temperature is right. This is bananas.

Aren’t most superhero movies rated PG-13, anyway? Sounds like this isn’t even her demographic, yet.

You are a target market.