“I didn’t even see you!”

How am I supposed to run it off the charger and watch Netflix at work now?

“Born to be wiiiiiiiiiiiii-eee——iii——-lllllllllld”

People like this give me hope that hell exists.

Are you one of the wrestlers he has injured? How is it even possible to know that?

“Heyman Broke Character.”

Technically, this is a costume.

How long until they sell the movie rights?

It’s clearly a chicken wing.

“It’s so stupid, it might just work!”

Other teams have taken it upon themselves to stand up to Harper’s movement with their own “Keep Baseball Boring Forever” campaign.

Katie Nolan is a national treasure.

Yes, you are nuts.

I just saved up for a year & paid cash.

Aren’t most superhero movies rated PG-13, anyway? Sounds like this isn’t even her demographic, yet.

You are a target market.

Especially with the randomly misspelled word right in the middle.

Why does it look like the soldier’s head reaches the top of the gun on the Humvee?

Perfectly placed hand in the photo.

I’m not ruling out that it could be both still.