Especially with the randomly misspelled word right in the middle.

Why does it look like the soldier’s head reaches the top of the gun on the Humvee?

Perfectly placed hand in the photo.

I’m not ruling out that it could be both still.

That’s because obvious joke is obvious.

The article says he hurt his hand; the tweet says he hurt his head. Hmm.

Ahhhh, yes, the Fervette. I’ll pass.

I bought a HUD home in 2009 for $21k that was foreclosed in 2008 for $85k. 7 years later, I’m 30 and my house is paid off and is worth $105k today. Very happy to not be living in an apartment with other people stomping and making noise around me. Apartments would be great if it weren’t for other people.

Who knows, maybe it was his third strike?

This guy is awesome. What an excellent journey he took us on.

This is hard for me to even read about. You have epic-tons of courage.

Geeze, what a tattletale.

Thank you for proving my point. You’re superb.

It’s hilarious how badly you are grasping for straws over a humorous name. I love the fact that you’ll respond to an anonymous stranger on the internet over not responding on your phone. The irony is simply outstanding.

Can you prove that hell is not Earth? I didn’t think so.

No, go ahead and keep pretending you’re a dead drummer.

Bathing Ape?! BAPE!?!? Holy 2005.

Someone has an overly inflated sense of self-worth...

That’s exactly what Twitter is.

It’s awful being at a job that forces you to use Virus Explorer.